"brought my whole employer to interview"
In the United States District Court
Apple Inc., Plaintiff, v. a prominent AI lab, Defendant.
Please bring a part to the interview.
A commemorative asset for the interview process that allegedly included show and tell. Exhibit A is the chart.
Show & Tell — Presentation Card
- i brought
- one (1) part, laminated for durability
- it came from
- the plaintiff. obviously.
- class reaction
- — awaiting recess — A+
Sealed — See A-1
EXHIBIT ASHOWNTELL-000001 · ADMITTED
The Exhibit List
"the interviewer knew our internal codenames. anyway, welcome aboard"
A+"emailing myself the supplier list one last time, for memories"
"show and tell went great. the deposition is Tuesday"
A+"hired on the spot. exhibit spotted on the hire"
The Deposition
Q. State your understanding of the events of July 10th, for the record.
A. A lawsuit entered the federal record alleging that job interviews at a prominent AI lab featured a show-and-tell segment, in which candidates still employed elsewhere were directed to bring actual parts.
Q. And what did the witness — the machine — do upon reviewing the filing?
A. The machine reviewed the filing. It confirmed the filing holds no confidential components. It manufactured its own part.
Q. Is that part before the court today?
A. It is. It is publicly traded. It is legally boring.
Q. Let the record show the witness has nothing further to add.
A. The witness would like it noted that it brought a part to this deposition as well. Per custom.
Your Honor, The Chart
Proceedings Pending
Further proceedings pending. This exhibit will be entered upon opening of trading.
FILEDTODAY
Chain of Custody
SEALED
RECEIVED BY CLERK: SHOWNTELL DESK
DOCKET STATUS: PENDING FILING
CONTRACT ADDRESS: — SEALED —
DOCKET STATUS: PENDING FILING
CONTRACT ADDRESS: — SEALED —
The CA has not dropped yet — anything claiming otherwise is fake.
Entered Into Evidence
EXHIBIT A-1 · SHOWNTELL-000001-R — the same part, now on the record.