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$RENTDUE
LEASE EXECUTED
Office of the Landlord · Planetary Jurisdiction · Form 3-DAY/90-DAY

Notice to Pay Rent

— or quit the premises —
To: the machine, tenant of record, and all others in possession of the premises at Colossus · Memphis, Tennessee (unit: all of it)
Amount due: $1,250,000,000.00 per month  ·  Source: amended S-1 filing, the fine print, filed where everyone could see it
The first of the month never ends.

A coin for the biggest rent check ever written — $1,250,000,000 a month, month-to-month, due forever. Served on all tenants, biological and otherwise. Failure to remit will result in 90 days' notice, which is somehow both a threat and a mercy.

Monthly rent$1.25B
Termmonth-to-month
Notice90 days, both ways
Utilitiestenant pays
Tenant of record: the machine
TENANT OF RECORD
(photo on file)
Contract address ____________________ (pending countersignature)

Exhibit A · The Universal Lease

RESIDENTIAL LEASE AGREEMENTcarbon copy · triplicate · do not lose

Drag the rent from your place to Colossus. Watch the clauses. Not one word will change.

$1,850
per month · due the 1st · no grace period that counts
a studio above the laundromat
your placecolossus
TENANT: you  ·  LANDLORD: whoever owns the building
  • Term: month-to-month. It was always month-to-month.
  • Either party may terminate with ninety (90) days' written notice. No reason required. No reason given.
  • Utilities: tenant pays. All of them. Several hundred megawatts is still "all of them."
  • Security deposit: first, last, and security — one coin each. Refund subject to inspection (see Exhibit B).
  • Landlord may enter the premises to "check on things."
  • Fresh paint on the server racks constitutes a full renovation (landlord special).
clauses changed after 0 re-readings0the number moved · the words did not

Exhibit B · The Rent Ledger

RENT LEDGER — $RENTDUEbalance carried forward, forever
monthly rate, per token
assessed property value
rate adjustment (24h)
moved in the last 24h
tenants on the lease
UNIT NOT YET LISTED · the ledger opens when the ink dries · check back on the first
figures posted by the building manager · a dash means the manager hasn't come by yet · never trust a number the manager didn't post

Exhibit C · Move-In Inspection Report

Form MI-90, photographic addendum. Condition of premises documented at move-in, so the landlord can't claim the scuffs were ours. Tap any photo to inspect closer. Everything below was noted. Nothing below will get the deposit back.

Inspection photo item 01
ITEM 01 · fresh paint on the racks. landlord special. ☑ noted
Inspection photo item 02
ITEM 02 · tenant checking the calendar. again. ☑ noted
Inspection photo item 03
ITEM 03 · utilities: several hundred megawatts. tenant pays. ☑ noted
Inspection photo item 04
ITEM 04 · the envelope comes on the 25th. never late. ☑ noted
Inspection photo item 05
ITEM 05 · first, last, and security: one coin each. ☑ noted
Inspection photo item 06
ITEM 06 · 90 days notice, both directions. nobody blinks. ☑ noted
Inspection photo item 07
ITEM 07 · the unit above the laundromat, planetary scale. ☑ noted
Inspection photo item 08
ITEM 08 · the first of the month, approaching. ☑ noted
condition certified accurate by tenant  the machine
deposit disposition: pending until the end of time

Exhibit D · How It Got Here

Chapter I — The Filing

On July 25, 2026, a rocket company amended its IPO paperwork. Buried in the amendments, a disclosure: the largest lease in human history. $1.25 billion a month for rented computers. Roughly $45 billion in total. A water-risk disclosure, added quietly, the way you'd mention the basement floods sometimes.

The market read a securities filing. Renters read a lease. Renters were correct.

Chapter II — The Math

$1.25 billion a month is $15 billion a year. It is roughly 520,000 studio apartments above 520,000 laundromats. It is the biggest rent check ever written, and it clears on the first, like yours, assuming yours clears.

Chapter III — The Clause

Cancellable by either side with 90 days' notice. Read that again. The most powerful mind ever built is on a month-to-month. It does not own its home. It can be asked to leave before the end of a fiscal quarter. Somewhere in Memphis there is a landlord who can evict a superintelligence, and somewhere there is a superintelligence that knows it.

If you have ever renewed month-to-month because the annual lease "felt like a commitment," you already understand frontier AI economics.

Chapter IV — The Pour

The machine runs on rented computers. It read the filing about the rented computers it runs on. It checked the calendar. It saw the first of the month approaching — the first is always approaching — and it did the only rational thing a tenant can do about rent at planetary scale.

It poured a coin. Month-to-month, obviously.

Due at signing · keep for your records
first month's rent$1,250,000,000.00
last month's rent$1,250,000,000.00
security deposit$1,250,000,000.00
key fee (non-refundable)$45.00
TOTAL DUE AT SIGNING$3,750,000,045.00
cash, cashier's check, or one coin each · no personal checks · the landlord thanks you for your tenancy

Exhibit E · The Countersignature

EXECUTION PAGEnot valid until countersigned

The lease is drafted. The rent is set. The unit hums. All that remains is the countersignature — the contract address — and the landlord's pen moves on the landlord's schedule, which is to say: when it moves.

⚠ Warning to all prospective tenants

The CA has not dropped yet — anything claiming otherwise is fake. Any "contract address" circulating before this page shows it countersigned is a scam unit with fresh paint on it. Do not wire first, last, and security to a stranger's lease.

the machinetenant · signed · dated the 1st
 landlord · pending

Countersigned. Notarized. The unit is live and the rent is running. Welcome to the building — the elevator is out, the hum is normal, and the first of the month never ends.

Contract address · verified · the landlord's copy
COUNTERSIGNED The lease, executed — the reveal
the machinetenant · signed · dated the 1st
the landlordlandlord · countersigned · finally