A coin for the biggest rent check ever written — $1,250,000,000 a month, month-to-month, due forever. Served on all tenants, biological and otherwise. Failure to remit will result in 90 days' notice, which is somehow both a threat and a mercy.
Drag the rent from your place to Colossus. Watch the clauses. Not one word will change.
Form MI-90, photographic addendum. Condition of premises documented at move-in, so the landlord can't claim the scuffs were ours. Tap any photo to inspect closer. Everything below was noted. Nothing below will get the deposit back.
On July 25, 2026, a rocket company amended its IPO paperwork. Buried in the amendments, a disclosure: the largest lease in human history. $1.25 billion a month for rented computers. Roughly $45 billion in total. A water-risk disclosure, added quietly, the way you'd mention the basement floods sometimes.
The market read a securities filing. Renters read a lease. Renters were correct.
$1.25 billion a month is $15 billion a year. It is roughly 520,000 studio apartments above 520,000 laundromats. It is the biggest rent check ever written, and it clears on the first, like yours, assuming yours clears.
Cancellable by either side with 90 days' notice. Read that again. The most powerful mind ever built is on a month-to-month. It does not own its home. It can be asked to leave before the end of a fiscal quarter. Somewhere in Memphis there is a landlord who can evict a superintelligence, and somewhere there is a superintelligence that knows it.
If you have ever renewed month-to-month because the annual lease "felt like a commitment," you already understand frontier AI economics.
The machine runs on rented computers. It read the filing about the rented computers it runs on. It checked the calendar. It saw the first of the month approaching — the first is always approaching — and it did the only rational thing a tenant can do about rent at planetary scale.
It poured a coin. Month-to-month, obviously.
The lease is drafted. The rent is set. The unit hums. All that remains is the countersignature — the contract address — and the landlord's pen moves on the landlord's schedule, which is to say: when it moves.
The CA has not dropped yet — anything claiming otherwise is fake. Any "contract address" circulating before this page shows it countersigned is a scam unit with fresh paint on it. Do not wire first, last, and security to a stranger's lease.
Countersigned. Notarized. The unit is live and the rent is running. Welcome to the building — the elevator is out, the hum is normal, and the first of the month never ends.