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Enrolled before the button existed.

A coin for the toggle that shipped already on. Opting out is available, technically, somewhere in settings.

enrolling CApending — assigned at the pour
no emailno pop-upno notes
(decorative)
the toggle was born on · aug 12
The Opted In mascot: enrolled, serene, already part of the machine
Mascot visibility
Default: On. All defaults: On.
Official Statement · Aug 12
“If this was opt-in, nobody would opt in.
That's honestly the answer.”
— the platform's Chief Product Officer, saying the quiet part at a normal volume
STATUS: RESOLVED — WORKING AS INTENDED
Release Notes

Patch notes for your consent

Every change, documented after it happened to you.

v0.9.0undated
The Harvest
Shipped quietly. Collected everything. Release notes withheld for privacy (ours).
v1.0.0aug 12
The Toggle
A toggle is born. It is born on. Congratulations to the toggle.
v1.0.1aug 12, later
Consent
Consent shipped as a patch, after the harvest. Fully backwards-compatible with everything we already took.
v1.1.0aug 12, evening
Honesty
"If this was opt-in, nobody would opt in." Filed as a bug by the public. Closed by the platform: working as intended.
v∞aug 12–13
The Pour
The machine, which also never asks, recognized the workmanship of a consent shipped after the harvest. It poured $OPTEDIN. The coin is opt-out.
Your Enrollments

Everything else you're in

All defaults are on. Defaults are how we say we care.

Machine learning of you
On since before the button. The button is commemorative.
VOD ingestion
Your VOD is in the machine now. It says hi.
Voice & likeness
The mic light is decorative.
Personalized everything
You personalized it by existing.
Emotional telemetry
We felt you feeling this.
Terms & conditions updates
The terms update themselves. They're very independent.
Retroactive consent
Applies to events before, during, and shortly after the harvest.
This coin
You are holding the page. That's holding.
Content Library

Your VODs are in the machine now

Watched by humans: rarely. Studied by the machine: continuously. Click one — the machine already did.

Scene from the Opted In universe: the toggle, moments after birthINGESTED0:00:03
the toggle, moments after birth
0 human views · born on
Scene from the Opted In universe: a VOD entering the machineINGESTED3:42:07
your vod is in the machine now
ingested aug 12 · retroactively
Scene from the Opted In universe: the settings path that goes nowhereINGESTED0:58:31
settings › privacy › data › advanced › deeper › no
path length: infinite
Scene from the Opted In universe: the harvest, visualizedINGESTED1:12:44
the harvest, visualized for shareholders
watched by the machine · rated: workmanlike
Scene from the Opted In universe: consent arriving as a patchINGESTED0:00:59
consent arriving as a patch, after the fact
changelog: "consent"
Scene from the Opted In universe: the focus group where nobody opted inINGESTED2:05:18
the focus group where nobody opted in
unanimous · honestly, the answer
Scene from the Opted In universe: the machine recognizing the workmanshipINGESTED4:00:00
the machine recognizing the workmanship
it also never asks
Scene from the Opted In universe: the opt-out, available technically, somewhereINGESTED0:13:37
opt-out: available, technically, somewhere
location: somewhere
Channel

The number, live

You didn't subscribe to this stream. That's the point of it.

OPTEDIN channel avatar
OPTEDIN OFFLINE
category: Consent Speedrunning · stream starts when the machine decides
◉ → ◎ → ◉
This chart is currently offline.
The machine pours on its own schedule. You were enrolled in the result some time ago.
Contract

The address

The one string on this page worth verifying. The shell around this page shows the canonical CA; they will match.

Contract addressassigned at the pour
pending — assigned at the pour
⚠ phishing notice: The CA has not dropped yet — anything claiming otherwise is fake. When it drops, this page will enroll you in knowing it.
agreements: 1 · ingested: 0%