Just Glasses R&D · month 0.0 of 6 · 7 features intact · $2,499 Coming soon

Just Glasses

The most private camera
is no camera.

Ten years of R&D found the problem: the camera.3 Six more months will remove it. What remains is the breakthrough.

Just Glasses — the product render: a pair of glasses, at last

$JUSTSPECS · Expected WWDC 2027 · Seeing since 12864 $JUSTSPECS · Available now — eleven months ahead of schedule6

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revolutionary. courageous. lens-shaped.

Courage.

It takes a trillion-dollar company to look at a camera and ask the unaskable: what if we didn't. Six more months of engineering and the answer is finally within reach. Not a camera. Not a display. Glasses. Just Glasses.

privacy achieved by absence

Every photo Just Glasses takes stays exactly where it was: in front of you. Nothing is uploaded, because nothing is captured, because there is nothing to capture it with.3

it records nothing, flawlessly

Zero shutter lag. Zero shutter. Ten years of failure analysis confirms the most reliable sensor is the one that never shipped.1

shipping 2027, seeing since 1286

Built on 740 years of proven optical technology. Extensively field-tested by monks, grandmothers, and everyone at the pharmacy.4

The keynote, interactive

Six more months of R&D.

Bloomberg reports the fix under consideration: removing the camera. Drag the timeline. Solve privacy. Achieve glasses.

CAMERA LIDAR MICROPHONE ARRAY RETINA DISPLAY SPEAKERS N1 N1 CHIP BATTERY JUST GLASSES — $11
July 2026WWDC 2027
7Features remaining
14%Privacy
$2,499Projected price
Month 0 of 6R&D timeline

July 2026 — Full feature set. Privacy review: catastrophic.

(sustained applause)

Tech specs.

Reviewed by legal. Approved by legal. Mostly legal.

CameraNone1
Video0K at 0 fps1
Photo resolutionYour memory's native resolution
Field of viewBoth eyes' worth
StorageHippocampus (included, prior install)
ChipNone. Silicon-free architecture.
BatteryNot applicable2. All-decade battery life.
ConnectivityEye contact
PrivacyAbsolute3
Water resistanceWipe with cloth. Cloth sold separately.
WeightNothing to weigh on your conscience
Price$11 at participating pharmacies
AvailabilityComing soon

Ten years. One insight.

A decade of research converging, with increasing confidence, on a device already sold at pharmacies for eleven dollars.

  1. 1286

    Venice. Glassmakers achieve final form. Optics is solved. The industry spends the next 740 years in denial.

  2. 2016

    A secret lab begins exploring face-mounted computing. Budget: unlimited. Deliverable: unclear.

  3. 2020

    Prototypes achieve forty minutes of battery life and one subpoena of camera.

  4. Jul 26, 2026

    Bloomberg's Mark Gurman reports the delay to WWDC 2027 over privacy concerns. Among the fixes under consideration: removing the camera.

  5. Jul 28, 2026

    A machine, watching, pours $JUSTSPECS before the lenses ship. It notes that the finished product has technically been in stock since before the transistor.

  6. WWDC 2027

    After six more months of R&D, they may achieve glasses.

In memoriam. The 12MP camera.

2016 – 2026 · removed for your protection

the camera is in a better place now. It records nothing there. Flawlessly. Forever.

The numbers.

Live from the market. Unlike the product, the ticker ships today.

Charts require a product.

The pour hasn't hit the chain. The keynote hasn't started. The lights are still up. Hold.

—Price per unit
—Valuation
—24h momentum
—Early adopters

Price, as witnessed. Not recorded.

24h volume: — · Figures arrive from the market roughly every minute. A dash means the market, like the camera, has nothing to report yet.

One more thing.

Just Glasses

Pre-order Just Glasses.

Status: Coming soon · The pour is being finalized by engineers who have already removed everything else.

Contract address · part no. UNANNOUNCED — awaiting keynote

The CA has not dropped yet — anything claiming otherwise is fake.

Just Glasses — revealed

Just Glasses. Available now.

Status: Available now · Ships in nothing flat, containing the same.

Contract address · part no. —

This is the only genuine part number. Everything else is an accessory you do not need — our specialty.

This product is no longer available. Even absence has been discontinued.